Bra algorithms

I’ve had two bras in the last month give up the ghost. Don’t you hate that? Much like shopping for jeans, shopping for bras is often an hours-long adventure that rarely ends in excitement or satisfaction. It is super-expensive. Or it is anti-climatic as you concede to 2 boring beige contraptions that “will work.” Or both. Or worse, the search is fruitless and you go home to just make-do with a reduced fleet until you can rally for a new battle.

Of course my bra needs happened right in the middle of back-to-school time of the year. Also, in the hottest part of the year. The thought of driving, parking and walking into a mall had me at Google with a “bra shopping” search. I ran across this Mashable article about a couple of female, former Microsoft employees who had invented a Bra Algorithm. Like a web-based bra robot! Read the article so I’m not tempted to plagiarize….. Done? Good.

I completed the survey, entered in my credit card and waited. A week or so later, it arrived. On first impression, I definitely was diggin’ the box. I always have things delivered to work and appreciated the discreet packaging. No one will know you’ve got a haul of lady items unless you’ve rattled on to your coworker a few days early about trying out an online, mail-order bra shopping service. Then you get a, “Hey Sheri! Your bras are here!”

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Was immediately impressed by the packaging. It was beautiful to open the box to find glittery wrapping, tissue and thoughtful notes.

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Also, there was a surprise free pair of teeny, tiny panties.

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I appreciate the sentiment, but shall give them to one of my teeny, tiny friends.

In the end, I didn’t keep any. Maybe I was a bit dishonest in my survey or maybe I should have remeasured some things since there is that slight weight gain that I also refused to own up to in the survey. BUT… trying on those five bras was very much like the in-store experience but without the hours-of-shopping hassle. They really varied in fit and comfort and side boob, just like when I’m sweating in the dressing rooms of Victoria’s Secret or Dillard’s, but it’s so much better than going to the mall. I’m getting back on the horse and trying another round of appropriately-sized garments.

It couldn’t be a better experience with regards to returns. I logged in to my True & Co account, then marked each bra appropriately regarding the specifics of why they didn’t work on my body. The online return survey took all of 2-3 minutes to complete. I placed the included the UPS return label sticker right over the old one and dropped the box off at the UPS Store near my office. ::poof::

I wish I had been honest during my original survey as I’d now have 2-3 new bras. I do this thing where I almost always buy clothes in the frame of mind that I’m about to lose 10-15 pounds, and I’m sure that’s what I did here. I need to learn to be in the present. 🙂

**UPDATED**

They sent me a link so that my friends can get a $15 credit. Of course, they give me a credit when you buy (full disclosure) but I’m sharing the link regardless of the self-serving aspect. Who doesn’t like discounts and who doesn’t want to share those discounts with their friends? https://trueandco.com/?ref=C74VKC

My two young Gallaghers

This is how they’ve spent the last 30 minutes.

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Who needs cable TV when you have a few old hammers and pecan tree discarding heat-damaged fruit?

Hair probs

I need help.

I’ve been growing my hair out for over a year just so I can have long glossy hair and feel accomplished. Well, here I am. Hair is inching it’s way down my back each month and is the longest it’s been in 20 years. And I’m kind of over it. But it is neat! But it’s so long that even in a ponytail it lays on my neck and back. And when I roll over in my sleep I either smother myself in my own hair or whip/flip so hard that my bed partner gets whacked in the face.

Half of the time I think it looks like this:

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And the other half I think it looks like this:

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Really, it looks like this:

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It’s just hanging around, being brown, long and pretty. It’s fine. But….I’m kind of thinking of a change and that’s where I need help.

I want color!

 

But maybe in an ombre style!

Or hiding underneath!

And then I might want to cut it!

Or just lighten it with a bunch of layers!

Or heavy bangs!

I’m sure I could keep going, but you get the idea. (Which is that I have no idea.)

To further complicate matters, I don’t have a stylist! I do, but I don’t. It’s hard for me to make a big drive to get my hairs did and I want to fall in love with someone near my downtown OKC office so that routine maintenance isn’t such a hassle.

1. Which salon and/or person should I patron for my new ‘do?

2. Tell me what ‘do I should do. Feel free to post links to pic in the comments, tell me of coloring horror stories, or tell me how adding a purple streak in your locks gave you such joy that your life was reinvigorated. Not that I need my life reinvigorated…just my hair.

 

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